One of the show's many ill-conceived antagonists is named Duke Nukem. Incredibly, there is another faggot out there who shares Duke's faggy name, as well as his incredibly manly hairstyle.ДЄ cartoon was made in the early 90s by a tofu-eating hippy named Ted Turner about a bunch of Nazi niggers who summon a blue douche to fight a bunch of other dickheads called Captain Planet. It's fair to assume that people who call themselves Dukes, or indeed any title related to a peerage, are cocks. The only other fellow to carry the handle of 'Duke' is John Wayne, but he was a pussy and decided to stay home instead of winning World War II. When the dust settled, Videocompiler uploaded the video for great justice, epic win, and teh lulz:Дuke Nukem Kills. Finally, a soccer mom who played Lord of the Rings Online decided to try and reason with this guy, failing miserably. Asses were blown out, throats were shat into and steel balls were said to be owned. Videocompiler donned the mask of Duke Nukem and struck fiercely. The internets were failing, /b/tards were hanging themselves in their basement, and soccer moms were using Ventrilo.

Alien Queen - Likes to throw toasters into the water to kill Duke.ДЄ long time ago in a suburb far, far away, war was beginning.

Cycloid Emperor - A cyclops that tries to be as cool as a cyberdemon, but isn't even remotely as iconic.

Battlelord - Shoots with his chaingun, growls, shoots grenades and acts like a wannabe tough guy.

Mini Battlelord - The first episode's Battlelord as midget.

Sentry Drone - The only enemy that geniunely can scare the fuck out of you.

Turret - It's a fucking turret that shoots lasers at you.

Protector Drone - Fast, annoying, slashes at you.

Octabrain - Flying tentacle monster that loves to rape bitches.

Why do the Pig Cops get all the cool shit anyway?

Recon Patrol Vehicle (RPV) - Shoots pew pew lasers until it crashes, then a Pig Cop comes out and tries to rape you.

Pig Cop - Loves to sneak up on you and fuck you up with his shotgun.

Assault Commander - Fatass floaters that shoot rockets out of their assholes.

Assault Enforcer - These fuckers refuse to die.

Assault Captain - Sometimes a pain in the ass as it can teleport.

Freezethrower - Better than the Shrink Ray, but still situational and unreliable.

Laser Tripbomb - Never works as planned.

Devastator - It blows even more shit up than the RPG, but chews through its ammo faster than the regular murrican through his Happy Meal.

Microwave Expander - Andrew Dobson's wet dream.

Kills minibosses called 'Battlelords' faster than anything else.

Shrink Ray - Pretty fucking useless, as it takes several shots to just get one enemy shrinked, while several other aliens keep shooting at you.

Pipebomb - It never lands where you actually want it to land.

RPG - Unlike the garbage you get to use in Call of Duty, this thing actually blows shit up for real.

Chaingun Cannon - The weirdest machine gun you will ever encounter.

Shotgun - Excellent utility for mouth-washing.

Pistol - It shoots fast and is so terrible that it takes several shots to just kill one Assault Trooper.

Fuck logic! Actually this foot is even more useless than the fist in Doom.

Mighty Boot - Kick alien ass, or use two foots and walk at the same time.

Plus, everyone knows that by then, Quake was the place to be.

Communal actions like these preserve the virginity of these groups.Дuke Nukem 3D has aged very badly, more so than its fellow contemporary Doom, when the 13 year olds grew up and realized that spouting phrases like 'Hail to the king' and 'Come get some!' do in fact sound very silly in civilized company. Like Doom, Duke Nukem was very popular as a multiplayer game, with geeks and nerds alike playing with one another in LAN groups.

With such a famously talented line up of professionals using such cutting-edge resources, one can only begin to contemplate how impressively stable, well optimized, and visually attractive the game will be. The difference? borderlands made use of the unreal 3 game Engine, whereas DNF uses a bastardized incarnation of the much older unreal 2 engine. It now turns out that Gearbox, the developers of the game 'borderlands' are finishing the coding and bringing it to release. These deluded people are also convinced that the sequel, Duke Nukem Forever, is nearing completion, but it is a well known fact that this statement is a crock of shit, and said sequel was written off as vaporwareages ago. The difference between Duke Nukem and Doom is its small niche of fanboy faggots, who are convinced that Duke is rock cool, and that knowledge of this fact will get them laid.

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